Testing, testing ...

1, 2, 3

One, two, three o'clock, four o'clock rock
Five, six, seven o'clock, eight o'clock rock.
Nine, ten, eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock rock
We're gonna rock around the clock tonight

Kill all Du

No one who rhymes immediately upon introducing himself can be as good as he seems.

Marchizon, because killing the GM is always a good strategy.

END OF DAY ONE

"KILL MARCHIZON," cries the mysterious newcomer. None except Marchizon object. The mob hauls Marchizon to the front of the crowd and chops off her head, only to recoil as her severed head continues to laugh maniacally as the sky turns red and the Four Horsemen appear over the horizon. "THIS WAS ALL PART OF MY PLAN!" shrieks Marchizon's severed head. "NOW THE PROPHECY IS COMPLETE."

Marchizon was executed. The prophecy was completed. You have 5 minutes to log your orders.

Bribe Hades to kill Death.

What percent of your current savings are you going to bribe Hades with and on a scale of 1 to 10 how many nude maidens are in it?

66.6% and 6.66 nude maidens.



EDITED TO ADD SATANISM

Hades probably reacts in a really cool and story-relevant way, but unfortunately your view of his expression is partially blocked by the ghastly massive hemorrhaging spurt of blood from the nude maiden you just chopped in half. Well, into thirds. Death is dead, though! His true role was Death.

The nude maiden's mutilated torso hauls herself by her remaining arm toward you, shrieking in rage, unable to die from her wounds. The rest of her nude sisters are behind her, brandishing pointy sticks. They are clearly enraged by this atrocity you have done against nature. What do you do?

Steal Death's horse and join the other three horsemen.

*thundercrack*

KALO'SMI LOKAKSAYAKRTPRAVRDDHO LOKANSAMAHARTUMIHA PRAVRTTAH



YOU HAVE BECOME DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS







LOOK UPON DU'S WORKS, YE MIGHTY, AND DESPAIR

Despite your very clever Halloween store skull mask, the other Horsemen seem unconvinced.

I have arrived, and I bear the greatest power of all: a dumb username. Lynch War. What is he good for? Absolutely nothing

Are you SUUUUUUUUUURE? He has a purty big ax ...

Still sure. I'll take that axe, though. It seems cool.

So is your name just Forum Moderator?

Yeah, I was born to a family of wild mods and they named me after their favorite thing.

I was born to a family of xenophobic mods and they named me after their favourite thing.

Boners

Bender, this is an offshoot of PWoT. The correct term is "dongs".

Dongs.

Shut up, old man, you're not my father.

The facts of the matter are:
Dongs.
See, Bender, not that hard.


Dongs.

Yeah, everyone knows about your difficulties with dongs not being hard.

This whole place reeks of nonsense and shenanigans. This is perfect!

Maslow wrote:This whole place reeks of nonsense and shenanigans. This is perfect!

First time been here.  Here looks great!

Fixed.